Bobbi Starr’s Week in Porn – 04.08.11

This week: Monologues are fair game when it comes to porn parodies…wait, what? China gets into 3D porn. Creepy middle-aged Miley Cyrus fans no longer have to worry about sex offender laws and restraining orders — thanks sex toy company!

What’s new in Juliland.com: An all-new site redesign, that’s bigger, bolder and better! April jGrrl Nicki Hunter in not one, but two Movieland movies! Ash Hollywood and Aiden Ashley featured in two new Fotoland sets!

Fetishes, and the creative types who love them…and who keep on putting them in their art.

Speaking of fetishes — pantyhose in 8 bits. Humming the Super Mario Bros. theme is optional.

Vince the ShamWow guy tires to turn his assistant into a “love slave.” Am I the only one who doesn’t have an assistant?

USB stick promises to kill your joy — I mean find your porn.

If the US isn’t careful, the Chinese will overtake America in 3D porn.

Never mind about government shutting down — congressmen continue push for porn prosecutions.

In Your Week in Charlie Sheen News: Mr. Adonis DNA may be over porn stars, trying to woo Mila Kunis to roost of goddesses.

Porn industry vets to market “Tiger Blood” drink, proves there’s no such thing as anything being done to death.

Couple has sex, discovers insect-borne diseases can be transmitted through the wild thing and has the craziest story for a research grant ever.

Your Week in Parodies: Third Degree does The Vagina Monologues, yet there’s still no Spalding Gray parody.

That itching your laptop can’t explain? It might be the website you’re visiting. Porn sites still tops in distributing malware.

One wonders if the possibility of an all-nude software coders will be as anti-climatic as nude beaches.

Is Miley Cyrus legal? Fuck if we know, and if you do, there’s a sex doll to (probably) keep you off that pesky sex offender list.

And don’t forget: BobbiStarr.com — the only source of porn you’ll ever need.